July 2nd, 2007
Gastronomic Geographic by GC Smith
Gastronomic Geographic by GC Smith
Hot Dog, cheese steak, hamburg,
corn bread, Cajun shrimp, red rice,
Manhattan and New England clam chowder,
pulled pork Bar-B-Que, beef brisket, baked beans
Feta cheese, hero, spanakopia, moussaka, dolmas
falafel, couscous, sheep’s eyeball, pita bread, garbanzo beans,
curried meats, tandoorai chicken, chutney, goat stew, tiger sauce,
baguette, Kaiser roll, cinnamon bun, rye and pumpernickle, tortillas
Chop suey, chow main, egg foo yong, wonton,
Sichuan chicken, pressed duck, twice cooked pork,
egg drop soup, sweet and sour, pork fried rice, egg roll,
crispy duck, Hunan beef, kung pao chicken, Mongolian fire pot
Spaghetti, manicotti, linguine, spicy meatball,
olive oil, anti-pasta, red sauce, mussels marinara,
minestrone, pasta-fazul, roasted peppers, clam sauce,
garlic bread, fettuccine, wedding soup, oregano, Jordan almonds
Paella, bouillabaisse, picadilla, saffron rice, wine in bota,
chateaubriand, cassolette, veal Francais, pate’ de fois grace,
taco, tamale, burrito, salsa, frijoles, fajita, quesadilla, sopapilla,
wiener schnitzel, sauerkraut, bratwurst, liver sausage, sauerbraten
Lots of other yummy stuff
is found in earth’s far corners, but
never anything that has been cooked
by the Brits, or the Scots, or the Irish
Bon Appetite
About the author:
GC Smith is a southerner. He writes novels, short stories, flash fiction, poetry. Sometimes he plays with dialect, either Cajun or Gullah-Geechee ways of speaking. Smith’s work can be found in: Gator Springs Gazette, F F Magazine, Iguanaland, Dead Mule School of Southern Literature, Naked Humorists, The GLUT, Flask Fiction Magazine, N.O.L.A. Spleen, NFG Magazine, Cellar Door, The Beat, Dispatches Magazine, , Beaufort Gazette, Coyote’s Den, Southern Hum, Lamoille Lamentations , Quiction, The Landing, The Haunted Poet. He has completed and is shopping a novel, WHITE LIGHTNING–Murder In the world of stock car racing.





July 2nd, 2007 at 9:26 am
Not sure I shouldn’t resent this on behalf of my heritage, but after all though my ancestry goes back to the Isles, I’m a native born Canadian, and if you look around enough, we’ve invented a few dishes that could be called cuisine–even in parts of English speaking Canada. Most of the fine dishes in Toronto come from other countries and cultures though.
July 3rd, 2007 at 9:12 am
Hey Martin I’m 7/8 Irish descent so know wherof I speak. Commendible comestibles ain’t Brit/Scot/Irish longsuits.
August 4th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
What’s wrong with haggis? It doesn’t sound delicious, but it really is quite wonderful.
And a good ol’ English fry-up with blood pudding and fried bread? Steak and kidney pie? Lovely stuff. Scottish smoked salmon? A beautiful Dover sole? Fresh-baked scones with clotted cream and strawberry preserves?
And what the heck’s fois grace? I think you mean foie gras.
GC, you might love to eat, but if you consider yourself a “foodie”, I’m going to have to call your bluff ’cause that’s just the way I roll. And I invite you to dinner any time you’re in Toronto.
August 6th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
I’ve had tough smoked salmon in Ireland (how that was accomplished is beyond me).
I’ll go along with the scones and the sole. You can have the rest.
Oops, foie gras, I stand corrected.
I’ll take you up on the invitation, if you provide a name, address, and phone number..